LRC MINSTERS EMBRACE RITUALS TO REMAIN IN OFFICE
As corruption plagued LRC relaunches “Operation Sparrow Hawk” uncertainty drives ministers .
Tough times may await colonial LRC government ministers, directors and all those holding key managerial positions in this corruption plagued nation as another anti-graft campaign is in view, and really eminent this 2023. Embezzlement of public funds and corruption being a way of life in LRC many are now jittery especially since every vote holder is with a skeleton or two in the cupboard. Sources close to Undaunted say the anti-graft campaign this time is targeting everyone involved in the mismanagement of Covid 19 funds which were in hundreds of FCFA billions.
Rights groups, opposition parties and local media are asking the Yaounde corrupt government to publish its findings after most of a $335 million loan from the IMF to fight covid 19 could not be accounted for. At least 15 ministers so far have appeared at the audit bench of the Supreme Court and a special criminal tribunal to account for the funds. The second group of persons Undaunted learned are those who mismanaged funds destined for the organisation of the African nations Cup – AFCON 2021. Till date, the stadia especially the Paul Biya Stadium at Olembe, Yaounde is not yet completed and might not be completed because the funds disbursed are nowhere to be found. This stadium was hastily put into use during the competition and parts of it crumbled killing over a dozen spectators including a young Ambazonian magistrate; Ebaneck Desmond.
Undaunted equally learns that the anti graft campaign will throw its net around persons of the colonial LRC ‘s ministry of finance involved in mismanaging budgetary lines 65 and 94 under “Miscellaneous” usually reserved for unforeseens. These lines involve thousands of fraudsters who have squandered hundreds of billions in fictitious missions and excessive bills. A flagrant case is of one man who had 600 days of missions in a year of 365 days and he is not alone.
Undaunted sources hint that after this anti graft campaign, an eminent cabinet shake up will follow and since nothing is impossible with French Camerounese, sitting ministers have gone to rituals, marabouts etc to turn the tables against any decision against them by the moribund Yaounde junta. The first rituals were conducted by the all powerful SG at the LRC Presidency, Ferdinand Ngoh Ngoh at the Nanga Eboko junction with heads of bulls and pictures of himself, LRC First Lady, Chantal and Paul Biya on a red piece of cloth.
Today is the colonial LRc minister of health Manouada Malachie being “fortified” traditionally right in his own office by hired medicine men. His marabouts just “transformed” him into a lion comparable only to Biya another lion man in LRC. Meaning no one dares them. Yesterday it was Jacques Fame Ndongo’s house that went on flames as soon as he arrived his village. He is minister of higher education and an actual game changer of the Yaounde junta. It is not news that in LRC each time there are rumours of a ministerial shake up both current and former members of government employ the services of traditional medicine men/ women, some from neighbouring countries, hire hotel rooms for them.
Those in government it has been revealed hire the marabouts to “tie” the hands of Biya and confuse him to forget signing the papers. On the other hand those aspiring to come in go through rituals and have to move naked at mid night and have sex with at least a mad woman, sacrifice a person or more and so on and join the sect (either Rosicrucian or frank mason etc). Shrewd la republicans working along the corridors of LRC presidency equally feed fat with fake news and fake promises on gullible power hungry Cpdm militants aspiring to enter the corrupt system.
Some smart members of government pay tabloid, fake newspapers to publish cooked up cabinet shakeups which look more or less real. By so doing they keep postponing what might have really taken place and prolong their stay in power. During the last “Operation sparrow hawk” an entire cabinet was sent to kondengui prison including a prime minister even though nothing trickles down from the Lrc anti graft campaign to rescue a drowning LRC now on its knees economically owing to a greater part by the huge cost of the senseless war declared on peace loving Ambazonians.
